Travis "Mizer" Moore

For those who follow this blog you may have noticed a couple of comments left by Travis Moore. One involved the words ass and hat and the other...well I forgot and can't be bothered going back and looking. Anyway, I thought I would show you all what this Travis "Fluffy" Moore guy looks like and, at the same time, show you what kind of hat he prefers. Sure it's not made of ass (though it is made of rabbit fur felt so I suppose some of that fur could have come from an ass cheek) but his face kinda looks like one.

What goes click click clack clack clack click click? Answer.....My hard-drive breaking..Ouuuuuuuuch it hurts so much mummy, it hurts so much! Fuck! What a stress. Lucky I have most things on my external drive. Though all my applications were on that stupid piece of crap! I have a new hard-drive now and am waiting patiently for Final Cut to install..And with a litttle bit of luck the I.T guy at my work can get the info I need out of old clickity clack...Fingers crossed..Fuck!

I am not a violent man (though once I pointed my finger at a man and said some bad stuff) but if I ever did get the feeling for a good old lynching, Apple's Compressor would be hanging from a tree. Unless of course I had a quad core and then it would be curled up next to me being stroked (not that kind) as it purred away......good kitty.

Simon Penn Caught a tuna.......That is all.

Film Tour Action

For the last few weeks we have been distracted. Distracted by the invitation to submit to the Fly Fishing Film Tour. And by submit we don't mean the, they have got us in some complicated arm lock and our elbows are about to be hyper exended submit. We mean submit as in hand in, apply or even enter kind of submit. We are nearly done too. The cut is done (11 minutes plus change) and we are in the process of developing titles (thanks Chad and Paris) before we upload that shit and hopefully get accepted. Fingers Crossed.

This is a picture of yours truly smiling while sitting at (what you could barely call) my editing suite. Notice the smile and somewhat relaxed deposition (is this the right word and/or spelling).....it is fake. This picture is nothing but a contrived moment that we (Neil Anderson was the photog) created when submitting lifestyle images for our article in This is Fly. Let the truth be known, that while editing can (and is) fun at times (read: when you first start and finally end) it is mainly a drawn out affair that finds you sick of excellent music and unhappy with perfectly good shots. Couple with this a computer that is no-where near as fast as you would like, long nights, a shortage of red wine and deadlines (generally self imposed and hugely flexible) and you start to wonder why you even got into the game......Because we love it? Because we are stupid? Or because we are crazy?........Let's just run with all of those...

How many roofs are there in the world? The answer would obviously be quite a high number. So I pose this question. What percentage of these roofs have been built with trades-people wearing Dunlop Volleys? Answer 99 percent....And the other one percent I hear you ask, what do they wear? They don't wear nothin, cause they broke there legs when they slipped off the roof while not wearing Volleys....Fools!